3. All-Seeing Trump Zoltar

The “All Seeing” Trump Zoltar machine distributes fortunes (or “misfortunes,” in this case) and spews out over 30 messages voiced by comedian Anthony Atamanuik. The mechanical Trump, equipped with a crystal ball, brags about becoming “the most popular President, EVER,” and talks about “deportation trains,” which run on “green energy, salsa verde.” He also wants to replace Obamacare with “I don’t care,” and  invest “into modern high speed rail – very advanced, very fast…to deport 11 million illegal Mexicans.”

The machine itself was built over the course of six weeks by Characters Unlimited, a company based in Boulder City, Nevada, that makes the famous Zoltar machines and other mechanical characters. Here’s a Facebook live video we took of the Trump Zoltar at the Trump International Hotel at Columbus Circle: