6. Tiny at Community Bookstore

“Tiny the Usurper” has his “minions” at Community Bookstore run his Instagram account @tinytheusurper. In fact, he’s so famous that he’s actually featured on the cover of a bestseller in Japan.

As the co-owner of an independent bookstore, he’s unsurprisingly a “voracious reader.” His two favorite books to read (aka sit on) are Machiavelli’s The Prince and Sun Tzu’s The Art Of War. Tiny reportedly has “zero tolerance,” as may be evident from his Twitter bio, which states: “fiercest predator in Park Slope, sexiest tom in the Tri-state area, and all around badass.”