2. Samson aka King Catstradamus

To be clear, New York City’s biggest cat isn’t fat or overweight; he’s just a pure bred Maine Coon, which means he’s naturally stocky, weighing in at a hefty 28lbs and stretching four feet in length. Samson, also known as King Catstradamus, currently lives in Williamsburg with his owner Jonathan Zurbel. There, he chows down on six cans of wet food a day, in addition to dry eats.

You can follow his adventures via Instagram (@catstradamus), where you can find amusing photos of him lounging around and being held by regular-sized humans.